You may have heard there’s been some controversy over a recent federal redesign of the Canadian passport. It now features the omnipresent pride colours and an RFID tag embedded in a…snowflake. I’ll bet a few paper pushers in the belly of the bureaucratic beast had a chuckle over that one. (As a friend remarked, “Isn't that cute - a surveillance chip hidden in the snowflake, symbolizing the freezing of our freedoms and the crystallizing of their control.”)
In any case, I figure it wouldn’t have been so bad for Ottawa to ditch Vimy Ridge and Terry Fox in favour of pastel-coloured narwhals and squirrels if they had at least graphically honoured Canadian heroes of more recent vintage.
So here’s my humble proposal for a re-redesigned Canadian passport.
First off, why not acknowledge the greatest eruption of people power in Canada for decades? Of course, I’m talking about the Freedom Convoy of winter 2022…
And if we’re acknowledging the Freedom Convoy, we obviously have to hail it’s chief architect - be still, my beating heart - Tamara Lich of Alberta (I have a thing for heroines)…
What, you think my passport makeover looks a bit too partisan? Heck, I haven’t even got started yet.
Of course, no redesigned Canadian passport would be complete without featuring Toronto professor of psychology and cultural gadfly Jordan Peterson…
And not to endorse The Covidian Broadcasting Corporation, but the image below would be a useful graphic reminder of how from 2020 to 2022 the state broadcaster abandoned investigative reporting in favour of “fact checking” from the Trusted News Initiative and other suspect sources, all whipped up in a global psy-op to trick, terrorize and traumatize people over a respiratory virus with a survival rate of 99.8 percent…
However, let’s not forget Canada is a nation known for excellent public health care…for horses.
And finally, is there anything more iconic of Canada than an image of a freight train speeding majestically across the prairies, bearing a message of hope?
Residing here happily down the rabbit hole my suggestion is to ditch the passports altogether and hitch rides from the now ubiquitous U.F.O's, reported on by MRMB333 (and have you seen the latest from Mr Earthwatch, well worth a look on youtube), that are blitzkrieging our skies to stop the naughty old Illuminati from making good on their plans for a nuclear war.
Your design almost makes me want to be a Canadian.