The finest in thoroughbred conspiracy theories meet and compete in the premier racing event of the year. Enjoy.
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Welcome to the 2023 Conspiracy Cup, where the very best in thoroughbred Internet memes about globalist schemes and psy-ops meet and compete on the track to see which one wins in general mayhem and manipulation.
Let’s get right to the race, we have a powerful lineup ready at the gate….AAAAANNND…they’re off!
It’s Surprise False Flag right out of the gate in the lead!
Coming up right behind is Variant BS-24-7! Israel’s 9/11 and Climate Clampdown just behind on the inside track!
Israel’s 911 coming up on the outside, overtaking Ukraine Proxy war! Israel’s 911 taking the lead! And staying in the lead! What a warhorse! Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has a lot of money on this one!
Tripledemic and Variant BS 24 7 have dropped behind! And at the very back it’s Fake Alien Invasion…maybe next year, it’s her first race!
Now we’re seeing Climate Clampdown falling back to Directed Energy Weapon! DEW made a great showing earlier this year in Hawaii, folks. And now she’s burning up the track, coming up on the outside!!
This could be anyone’s race folks! Weve got Directed Energy Weapon well in front, followed by Israels 9/11, Tripledemic, Variant BS 247, Climate Clampdown, Surprise False Flag, Ukraine Proxy War, AI Singularity and Fake Alien Invasion!
Tripledemic…looking like she’s got legs, coming up behind Directed Energy Wepon now! And whats this on the outside…it’s Israel’s 911 pouring it on! Just pouring it on!!
Variant BS247 losing ground …And she is the odds-on favorite!
Oh my god oh my God oh my God! AI Singularity just behind them, this is totally, totally unexpected. That would be a real upset if humanity is polished off this year by machines!
Israel’s 911 starting to overtake Directed Energy Weapon, with Tripledemic just behind! It’s Variant BS247 coming in on the outside…and…and… Tripledemic pulling up on the outside!! This is insanity!!!
Tripledemic pulling in now on the outside stretch…this is an old nag cobbled together with spare parts from the pandemic but she still performs! And she’s overtaking Israel’s 911!! Directed Enery Weapon is right behind!
Im hyperventilating here… I might need maid…OMG OMG…!!!
It’s amazing that just last year Ukraine Proxy War was the Conspiracy Cup winner, but she’s nowhere near the lead now!!
It’s Tripledemic in front .. Tripledemic and Israel’s 911 are neck and neck!! Thats right, neck and neck…the riders are beating these nags hard! Just lashing them folks!!
Oh my God, this is just incredible, just incredible!! They are in complete alignment, Look at them gooooo!!
Its looking like….like…yes….Tripledemic is the winner of the 2023 Conspiracy Cup. Unbelievable!
That’s the race, folks! Don’t forget to mask up and get boosted early and often. This been the the 2023 Conspiracy Cup.
I believe in them all personally, but then like the factory owner in I think the Family Guy, although it could be The Simpsons, having very disease known to man, they all fight each other off keeping each conspiracy at bay, and so making me affected by none of them; or something like that anyway. I learned something the other day that shocked me to the core; Bono, not his real name. Who knew!
Lawrence articulates the whole shebang , thanks……I reacted like Mary and Woodee with a wonderfully therapeutic and gut wrenching laughing session